Grumpy Old Gits Survival Kit
The Grumpy Old Gits survival kit has what every grumpy old git needs to get by in modern times. Complete with warning stickers, badge and official 'Poking Stick'
Inflatable Costumes
Hilarious inflatable costumes, blow themselves up in moments for an instant party hit! Dress up as a ballerina, a cowboy, a referee or a sumo wrestler in seconds!
Inflatable Tongue
A realistic looking tongue that will have your friends laughing and gasping when you blow it up like a balloon!
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
A highly amusing Inflatable Zimmer Frame to give to that special old-timer in your life. Great for teasing people who say they are getting old!
Gentlemens Ballscratcher
A true gift for men, the Gentlemens Ballscratcher is an exquisite piece of silverware that will cater to the users need with style...
Inflatable Quiff
Beat Elvis at his own game with this outrageous 2 ft long inflatable rock'n roll quiff wig!
Inflatable Beehive Hair
Get comedy cartoon hair, for those comedy hair days! This inflatable beehive 'wig' is a good 2 feet tall hairpiece full of 60s attitude
Ping! Microwave Apron
Jamie Oliver has been promoting an unrealistic ideal of men everywhere and we must act now to counteract his influence!
Gnarly Noses
Take your 'pick' from this assortment of novelty noses. Perfect for adding some character to a costume or just clowning around...
Gentlemans Willy Care Kit
A stylish box that contains all the tools a man needs to prepare his intimate essentials, the Gentlemans Willy Care Kit will help groom you for that special occasion...
Tight Arse Wallet
Are you a tight arse? Do you know someone who suffers from tight-arsed-ness?
Indicatears
A great and amusing way to tell others that you are turning left or right without needing to wave your arms, Indicatears are ideal for using in crowded areas!
Dad's Cab
Just the thing to teach the kids the value of Dad's time! This illuminating Dad's Cab sign includes a realistic meter so you can run up the bill!
Telly Terminate Torch
A keyring torch with a hidden secret, the Telly Terminate Torch will switch off almost any TV as well as provide you with a bright LED light!
Pool Poster Tea Towel
Re-live days of old with this blast from the past Pool Poster Tea Towel complete with funny pictures of the swimming bath rules...
Jim'll Fix It
Two retro classics collide to make the ultimate bathtub accessory - the Jim Fixed It For Me medal Soap on a Rope...
Tv B-gone
Someone watching a show you just can't stand and want to it off? TV B-Gone will help, press the button it will cycle through different signals and turn the television off...
Golf Toilet Set
Why sit around when you can be practicing your putting! This Golf Toilet Set is a fantastic gift for golf fanatics to entertain themselves when they are on the toilet.
Tattoo Sleeves
Fool your friends, family and workers with the Tattoo Sleeve. With its stretchable fabric these sleeves look like real tattoos and come in 4 different styles...
Borat Mankini
This piece of clothing is how Borat would say "a very nice", the famous or infamous Mankini will make you truly stand out in a crowd!...
Cat End Towel Holder
A strange yet funny cloth holder in the shape of a cats behind, just insert your towel into the "hole" and it will hold your towel...
Love Muscle Toner
A Daily Workout for the Busy Male Executive, The Love-Muscle Toner is just the thing for keeping your vital muscle ... toned.
Bmf Wallet
"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. It's the one that says Bad Motherf*****". The classic Pulp Fiction wallet of Jules is a must have...
Wee Wee Aim Football
Teach men and boys to aim for the toilet rather than the toilet seat or floor, this dazzling football is an amusing gift for grown men and young boys!
Painless Tattoo Parlour Classics
For those who like classic looking tattoos on their body such as "LOVE" & "HATE" on your knuckles or anvils on your arms...
Painless Tattoo Parlour Body Art
Apply real looking tattoos to your body without the pain or mess with this tattoo parlour. Choose from a wide range of different tattoos...
Top Gun Wallet
If you're a Maverick or an Iceman this is the wallet for you! Made from 100% high quality leather this stylish wallet contains quote cards from the famous Top Gun movie!
Shock Torch
A mini LED torch with a shocking surprise! Shock Torch works like a real torch but prepare for a shock if you press the wrong button!
Luv Duck
It may look and seem like your ordinary plastic bath duck but this little bird has a treat under its wing. Press Luv Ducks' back and it will vibrate discreetly...
Pirate Ducky Gift Bag
Ahoy there it's time to walk the plank and dive into a warm bubble bath or steaming shower, and with any luck you will be washed ashore on treasure island...
Xposed Grocery Bag
Put all your shopping into this amusing bag, Xposed Grocery Bag makes others think your bag is see through because of its unique printed image!...
Belly Button Brush
For the gentleman or lady who likes to keep their belly button clean, the belly button brush is a very soft bristle brush with a silver plated handle...
Bbq Big Boy
Fill your summer BBQs with rolls of laughter with this amusing BBQ Big Boy, cook those sausages to perfection with this naughty little guy!
Pirate Grog Mints
Grog flavoured mints for pirate lovers, pirates don't care about fresh breath, they just want more grog. Containing 100 grog mints that you can shove into your mouth and scream "Arrrrr me matey".
Sharp End Cat Pencil Sharpener
The 'Sharp End' Cat pencil sharpener meows when you insert the pencil into its rear, a great gift for those with a sense of humour...
Terrorist Teapot
A Teapot with a balaclava for a tea cosy, the Terrorist Teapot is a great gift for anyone who likes the comic and controvercial with their tea...
Smoking Baby
Real babies should never smoke, but ceramic babies are an exception. Love him or hate him, Smoking Baby is sure to make an impression...
Secret Heart Bag
A heart shaped hand bag which contains all the items you need for a fun and exciting night with your partner, a fantastic gift for your girlfriend on valentines day...
Cheeky Chimp Jolly Roger Air Freshener
Spice up your ride with Jolly Roger Rum & Raisin fragrance. These car air fresheners will get rid of bad smells in your car...
Pirate Plasters
Patch up your little cutlass wounds with these awesome Pirate Bandages. Sterilised and latex-free these bandages come in different sizes and shapes...
Gnarly Teeth
A great selection of different novelty teeth, with such looks as "Grandpa's Chompers", "Vampire Fangs", "Goat Boy", "Wolfman" etc...
Classic Disguise
Wear a funny disguise with this Classic Disguise, all you need is a cigar like object and the illusion is complete. This item is a real hoot at parties...
Boo Boo Kisses Plasters
Kiss those cuts better with these lip shaped sterilised plasters, these incredible plasters will heal those cuts in no time at all...
Bacon & Eggs Plasters
Get these fun and delicious looking bandages for those cuts and grazes. These sterilised gauze bandages are great for all sizes of cuts and grazes.
Cheeky Chimp Dj Air Freshener
Give your car a "cool vibe" with Hey! Mr Deejay Minty cool aroma air freshener. These car air fresheners will get rid of bad smells in your car...
Electric Shock Laser Pen
Offer your friends an amusing pen that will electricute them when used, this fully functional pen is great for making people jump in the office!
Cassette Bag
A unique and retro style bag, the Cassette bag is a strong vinyl bag which can hold all your CD's, MP3 players and more!...
Bacon Mints
Bacon flavoured mints, sounds weird doesn't it? Believe it or not these mints have a very unique flavour that will make you want to go back for more...
Wasabi Gumballs
High-power Wasabi flavoured gumballs in an innocent looking tin. Take the Wasabi challenge yourself or hand them out and watch the reaction!
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