Meet the Kreechers - Pillows with personality - Throw out the florals and funk up your home!
An Experiment Gone Horribly Right
It started out innocently enough. Scientists at a top-secret pillow laboratory were tasked with creating "The ultimate kid's pillow". It would be soft. It would be cute. It would render the possessor giddy.
The scientist began dangerously experimenting, where they cross-pollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings. They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandonned teddy bears and wrapped duvet innards with beanbag skins. They tried everything. And everything failed - horribly, magnificently.
For reasons that remain unmentioned, the ill-fated project and lab were quietly shut down. The Kreechers were banished to a subterainian vault. however a handfull of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away atop a passing camper van. Today they live among us, Searching for kids who look past their twisted exteriors and see them for what they were always meant to be: Warm, fuzzy lifelong friends.
Pay no heed to the fainters and screamers. Blanche takes pride in being your ugly stepmonster not to mention the first pillow ever with rainbow highlights and a mutated crown.
Our friend, Eugene, is a holiday sweater experiment that went south in a hurry. But tucked under the crazy cozy wrappings, this friendly little devil is ready to chill out and have a good time.
What happens when you point an 8-gagillion terriblewatt gamma projector at a middle school lost-and-found box? Peace, love and freakiness, man. No wonder Floyd radiates personality.
The Leader of the Kreecher Pack, Hank eats regular pillows for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. When the day ends and the sleepover begins, hes definitely someone you want on your side in a pillow fight.
Stray chromosomes from a metal concert t-shirt enter a church garage sale reconfiguration chamber. Opposed to pre-ordained pillow patterns, Mildred rocks out to her own soundtrack.
Flea market castaways were incubated in a gutted out TV set. Now, dual hi-def antennae and built-in blue tooth help Stanley stay tuned into whatever wavelength you operate on.
After having perfected the googly-eye stare, Walker enrolled in serpent school but flunked out. He tries to be mean and nasty with his forked tongue. But deep down hes just a big softy.
Bring out your inner child and add some real character to your home with these outrageous cushions. These funky cushions look like they were part of some wierd genetic cushion tests to create a range of the softest, cutest mutant cushions.
Kreechers are suitable for children aged 3+
Fabrics and colours and sizes vary.
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